... in which I am very excited

I am very excited, and I am very sick (literally).

Also, I am sick (figuratively) of the poo bum weather in this country. Ergo, here is my new plan.

1. Emigrate to a beautiful sunny country (I'm thinking Cyprus at the moment)
2. Buy a lovely house near a beach
3. Grow lemons and grapes
4. Make a fortune selling AWESOME lemons and grapes (and vino?)
5. Retire young and live out the rest of my life (John's life too, but he is unaware of the plan as I write this) in this lovely sunny country, eating good food, meeting nice people and visiting gorgeous beaches.

The end.

See you later!